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		<title>Three players&#8230; one guitar</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Aug 2008 10:44:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brandon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What happens when you run out of guitars? You make teams of three! This talented trio, composed of a father and his two sons, perform Hava Nagila on a single guitar. A family tradition?
Three players on one guitar

The timing! The coordination! It&#8217;s not quite guitar sex. Guitar fondling, perhaps? I am always impressed by the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What happens when you run out of guitars? You make teams of three! This talented trio, composed of a father and his two sons, perform <em>Hava Nagila</em> on a single guitar. A family tradition?<!--noadsense--></p>
<p><strong>Three players on one guitar</strong><br />
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<p>The timing! The coordination! It&#8217;s not quite <a href="http://www.strumstrum.com/2008/07/22/get-your-guitar-sex-on/">guitar sex</a>. Guitar fondling, perhaps? I am always impressed by the skills of fellow guitarists. If one hand was even slightly off, the whole show could be ruined. I can&#8217;t imagine the agony of leaning over my father&#8217;s guitar for hours on end practicing that. Kudos to them.</p>
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		<title>Get your guitar sex on</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 06:45:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brandon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So when a man loves his guitar&#8230; Well you see&#8230; there are birds&#8230; and there are frets&#8230; Ah! Screw it. You&#8217;ve been playing long enough, it&#8217;s time that you learn about guitar sex! This term refers to the process in which two guitarists face each other on stage, and have their own jam sess/duet.
To have [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So when a man loves his guitar&#8230; Well you see&#8230; there are birds&#8230; and there are frets&#8230; Ah! Screw it. You&#8217;ve been playing long enough, it&#8217;s time that you learn about guitar sex! This term refers to the process in which two guitarists face each other on stage, and have their own jam sess/duet.</p>
<a href="http://www.strumstrum.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/paris_hilton_guitar.jpg"><img src="http://www.strumstrum.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/paris_hilton_guitar.jpg" alt="Guitar Sex" title="paris_hilton_guitar" width="500" height="399" class="size-full wp-image-58" /></a>
<p>To have guitar sex, you will need a partner. Gender does not matter. Nor does the size of your axe, regardless of what you hear on the TV. Step one in having guitar sex: stand facing your partner with your guitar approx. one foot away from the opposite guitar. Step two, rock until you and your partner achieve guitargasm. Enjoy!</p>
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		<title>Gibson Reverse Flying V&#8230; what?!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 08:10:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brandon</dc:creator>
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Take a V and flip it. That&#8217;s right, a reversed flying V! The company with&#8230; well&#8230; everything to lose&#8230; thought it would be a good idea to take the classic Flying V and flip it.
The legendary Flying V electric guitar is known for its distinctive look, stage presence, and uncomfortable feel. First introduced in 1958, [...]]]></description>
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<p>Take a V and flip it. That&#8217;s right, a reversed flying V! The company with&#8230; well&#8230; everything to lose&#8230; thought it would be a good idea to take the classic Flying V and flip it.</p>
<p>The legendary Flying V electric guitar is known for its distinctive look, stage presence, and uncomfortable feel. First introduced in 1958, the classic has been turned on its head. In a questionable move, Gibson has flipped the iconic V fins and added an asymmetrical headstock, drawing further attention with a vivid Trans Amber finish and gold-plated hardware. With a period correct string-through tailpiece and twin &#8216;57 Classic humbuckers, this guitar will get you some double-takes, if nothing else.</p>
<p>Maybe there&#8217;s a reason they&#8217;re only making 400 of &#8216;em.</p>
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		<title>Tenacious D &#8211; Kickapoo</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2007 02:30:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brandon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Who doesn&#8217;t like a little Tenacious D? This clip is from Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny. I haven&#8217;t seen the movie yet, but it&#8217;s on my &#8220;to rent&#8221; list. Anyways, enjoy the musical genius that is Jack Black!
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