So when a man loves his guitar… Well you see… there are birds… and there are frets… Ah! Screw it. You’ve been playing long enough, it’s time that you learn about guitar sex! This term refers to the process in which two guitarists face each other on stage, and have their own jam sess/duet.
To have guitar sex, you will need a partner. Gender does not matter. Nor does the size of your axe, regardless of what you hear on the TV. Step one in having guitar sex: stand facing your partner with your guitar approx. one foot away from the opposite guitar. Step two, rock until you and your partner achieve guitargasm. Enjoy!
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